As a bigtime poetry fan, I’ll be a little disappointed if I find out there weren’t more diverse styles presented at the “White House Poetry Jam” than the overly-dramatic, staccato style so pervasive and uninspiring it made me stop attending slams and start doing hilarious impressions of them. Stewart’s impression is almost as good as mine.

Also, it’s Ahhhhnee DiFranco, Jon, not Annie. Joke FAIL.