Jun
19
Twitterbaiting - n. The act of sending public, direct tweets to midly-famous/internet-famous people whom you follow (but who don’t follow you) in an attempt to bait them into @replying back, thereby appearing to random passersby like you are BFF.
Also, see the double entendre factor of basically only having a conversation for your own satisfaction.
Twittergasm - n. The momentary gasp of excitement when you discover the object of your Twitterbaiting has proffered up a reply.