Why I Have Never, ever, not even ONCE given my number out in a bar

These two voicemails are making the rounds today, which Dimitri left for Olga after two mintues of coversation during which he decided she was “elegant.”  Also, he is a “great catch, “great in bed,” and “working on a movie script.”  Wow, sign me up!  Also, “I am Greek, so I know what I like.”  The rest of us just wander around until someone tells us what we like.  You must be so lucky!

Transcript of the audio on Jezebel.

Excuse the embedded video/audio that aggrevates adblock, if you are experiencing a white square.  The audio still works.