All is Duality

Sorry I Missed Your Party offers some more in depth analysis, but I’m just going to excerpt my favorite part out of context.  It’s my birthday today; I can do what I want.

…Yes, I just slipped in the birthday reference - deal with it.

…Next time you’re at a party, just as you’re leaving, say really loudly to your friend, “this party is totally full of virgins, let’s get out of here.” Or if someone spills beer or steps on your toe, just say “God, why do you have to be such a virgin?” Worst case scenario, everyone thinks you’re a douche. Best case scenario, someone tries to prove it to you they’re not a virgin. Face it, you’re entire life is going to be flip flopping between those two scenarios anyway, so enjoy the ride.