Q: Are all of the nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function on the critical line Re(s)=1/2?

Thanks for the vote of confidence in asking me to solve one of the fundamental quandaries which has plagued mathematicians for well over a hundred years!

I assure you that should I be able to prove the Riemann Hypothesis,  I would not have time to answer your question because I would be busy spending the $1 million Millennium Prize on Louboutin heels and a swimming pool full of marshmallow peeps.

That said, my gut says that 10¹³ confirming solutions is good enough for government work. You heard it here first: I put my stamp of approval on this whole thing.

Now where’s my cash?I It’s almost Easter and those delicious sugar coated birdies aren’t getting any fresher.