• me: I had this scary dream last night where all these people - some of whom were maybe undead of some sort - were injecting horses with tranquilizer to immobilize them, then hauling them from the killing fields amidst bomb blasts. And i was trying desperately to protect .... a capybara? wtf?
• him: ....You were trying to protect a creature I didn't know existed.
• me: That's how i roll.
• him: At first i was like...did she mean chupacabra? So i googled it. Totally not a chupacabra.
• me: Totally not.