Jezebel called this sexist Forever 21 shirt to my attention this morning. Imagine my delight at getting one of the last two in Union Square. Best $12 I’ve ever spent ironically.
Biebershop sold separately.
Update: My friends had some more suggestions about how to fix this photo. At this point, picture is essentially unrelated.

Stupendous, but obvious ommissions:
Your “got root?” or “i read your email” tshirt is lame and tacky. They weren’t cute when they started showing up ten years ago, and they’re only getting more hackneyed and tired with age. You’re essentially wearing the comedic and cultural equivalent of a Garfield comic on your chest. You might as well make a shirt that says “LINUX! AMIRITE?” or “HEY GUYSE! COMPUTERS!” At the very least, it’d be less pretentious.
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Is your facebook status “hacking and trolling IRC over a glass of wine?” Do you look for and take every opportunity to work in a (vague, yet obvious) mention that you’re a hacker? Then put up or shut up. Lots of people manage to be involved in Information Security without feeling compelled to constantly advertise the color of their hat. Do you see the guys at matasato or iSEC constantly tweeting about their ‘m4d 5ki11z?’ Nope, and there’s a reason for that; their work speaks for itself. People producing shit that matters either have something worthwhile to share and show it, or keep it under wraps and generally don’t advertise themselves at all. If you have over a thousand followers on twitter and haven’t released anything more insightful than “lol penetration testing” then congrats— you’re the Tila Tequila of InfoSec.
I met aloria at the last NYSec meeting, and she is a riot. Plus, I totally just got called out on my last tweet:
Deep down the rabbit hole of sekret research, drinking white wine, listening to Empire of the Sun. I love … Saturday night.
Then again, such posts are relatively rare for me, so I’m clinging to my dignity on this one.
Let’s code the shit out of this thing.
The only thing better than reblogging myself (with comment) is looking at my own post and thinking, “YEAH…. THAT’S RIGHT. LET’S DO THISSSS.”
Ok, off with me then. ttyl.
from zosa

Thanks for the vote of confidence in asking me to solve one of the fundamental quandaries which has plagued mathematicians for well over a hundred years!
I assure you that should I be able to prove the Riemann Hypothesis, I would not have time to answer your question because I would be busy spending the $1 million Millennium Prize on Louboutin heels and a swimming pool full of marshmallow peeps.
That said, my gut says that 1013 confirming solutions is good enough for government work. You heard it here first: I put my stamp of approval on this whole thing.
Now where’s my cash?I It’s almost Easter and those delicious sugar coated birdies aren’t getting any fresher.
A hundred prisoners are each locked in a room with three pirates, one of whom will walk the plank in the morning. Each prisoner has 10 bottles of wine, one of which has been poisoned; and each pirate has 12 coins, one of which is counterfeit and weighs either more or less than a genuine coin. In the room is a single switch, which the prisoner may either leave as it is, or flip. Before being led into the rooms, the prisoners are all made to wear either a red hat or a blue hat; they can see all the other prisoners’ hats, but not their own. Meanwhile, a six-digit prime number of monkeys multiply until their digits reverse, then all have to get across a river using a canoe that can hold at most two monkeys at a time. But half the monkeys always lie and the other half always tell the truth. Given that the Nth prisoner knows that one of the monkeys doesn’t know that a pirate doesn’t know the product of two numbers between 1 and 100 without knowing that the N+1th prisoner has flipped the switch in his room or not after having determined which bottle of wine was poisoned and what colour his hat is, what is the solution to this puzzle?
but this collection of right answers is even better than the question.
Based on Postage by Greg Cooper. Everything heavily modified by me.
*Unlikely to find your lost post using this but you can try...
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