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  • Strawberry Shortcake: Now with less filling!

    Via Jezebel

    Why must all my childhood heroines be made over in a Bratzian image?

  • Checking in from The Last HOPE

    Dual English-Korean keyboard from which this post is being written.

    In true Schroedinger homage, I’m writing this post from a duality of locations.  In the one sense, I’m reporting from The Last HOPE - hacker conference.  In another sense (an albeit more physical one) I’m sitting in NetZone Internet Cafe in the middle of Korea town.

    I’m not sure which location is more absurd.  The convention has a few thousand people and at least that many electronic devices.  There are hundreds of computers doing myriad tasks; it’s an unabashedly proud electronic war zone.  I’ve been live tweeting the entire thing from my BlackBerry to much success, but I would no more sit down at a machine and enter a password there than I would leave my car unlocked with my purse and keys inside in the middle of a bad neighborood.  It’s bad enough that the reception in some of the conference rooms requires that I connect to the open WiFi to get a data connection.  So…. in a somewhat ironic twist of fate, I’ve ventured into this room on the fifth floor of an anonymous building with roughly 20 computers of various shapes and configurations (all covered in the same layer of filth) to finally spit out a few words before the best details of my recent experiences escape me.  Thanks, mobile Google Maps.

    It will take more than one post to cover my thoughts on what I’ve seen so far at HOPE.  There have been some exemplary talks - U. Penn’s presentation of their results from auditing the ES&S electronic voting machines (laughably insecure) to Prometheus Radio’s panel on “How to Share Your Love of Technology with Non-Technical People” that intermixed their stories of building low-power radios in depressed Kenyan neighorhoods with a decidedly Utah Phillips-ian discussion of growing up invisible to one’s own technological priviledge.  The people are, of course, a varied bunch.  There are your stereotypical coke bottle eyeglass geeks, your old (in technology years) ham radio operators, your young tatooed cyberpunks, etc etc etc… and a surprising number of women.  Both my experience as a woman participant and my views of the place of other women at HOPE will require a full post in and of itself.  In fact, you’ll be able to find it on .51 - Geekspace for Women blog.  It’s coming Maria, I promise!

    In addition to the good quality photos that will be up on flickr soon, so far I’ve managed to upload two quick (not so good quality) videos while brushing my teeth and running out the door this morning.  They cover two projects using light and movement to create really neat artistic visualizations.  You can find the 3D Volume Visualizer (way cooler than the video shows) and Persistence of Vision clips on YouTube.

    Sometimes you just wish there were more hours in the day!

  • Updates Available

    Urgent! This patch resolves the issue that you forgot to install all that extra software that comes with Quicktime when you installed it to watch that thing at work sometime a month ago. Don’t think, just click!

  • A WoWrd of WoWarning

    Res up from 2004, perpetual fave

    If I’m not playing, you’re not playing.  Just a reminder.

  • Toast: Only 15% as popular as the iPhone 3G

    Toast: Only 15% as popular as the iPhone 3G

  • Hacking the Boy's Club

    amberella (me), live-tweeting from HOPE

    Before The Last HOPE, ubergeeke over at .51 - Geekspace for Women asked me to keep her in mind for a guest post about the role of women in the conference.  I apparently wrote her a book.

    How is it that as an increasing number of women graduate with Computer Engineering and other technical or hard science degrees and girl-geek culture explodes thanks to New Media™, that there is not a commensurate increase in women’s contributions to the hardcore techie and hacker community? It’s no longer difficult to find women espousing their love of iPhone apps and digg.com – the problem is finding those that want to infiltrate the realms of bug trackers, penetration testers, and the corporate suites reserved for CTOs and CISOs.    more»

    This should mark the end of my HOPE related posting, as far as I know.  If there’s something you’re interesting in hearing about, let me know.

  • Yup, those would be your options.

    Yup, those would be your options.

  • The conference room is the only place in my office not sub-arctic in temperature.

    The conference room is the only place in my office not sub-arctic in temperature.

  • Olama '08

    A clear front-runner for this year’s Guns and Dope Party.

    Picture via myconfinedspace.

  • He’s holding Lehman’s market value.  WAIT - Strike that.  Divide that by 1.78 to account for currency conversion.  NOW he’s holding Lehman’s market value.
UPDATE:  I’ve been informed that he’s holding Australian coinage, which means the currency conversion should have been .79, which is much less flattering to the non-US currency.  My, uh, apologies?
As for whether that is a hedgehog or some other creature of the Outback, take it up with ICHC.com.  To me, this is what a hedgehog looks like:

    He’s holding Lehman’s market value.  WAIT - Strike that.  Divide that by 1.78 to account for currency conversion.  NOW he’s holding Lehman’s market value.

    UPDATE:  I’ve been informed that he’s holding Australian coinage, which means the currency conversion should have been .79, which is much less flattering to the non-US currency.  My, uh, apologies?

    As for whether that is a hedgehog or some other creature of the Outback, take it up with ICHC.com.  To me, this is what a hedgehog looks like:

  • Apparently one thing today’s Warhammer Online patch fixes is the ability to see your character or anything else on the screen.  At first I wasn’t sure if this was a glitch or just the awesomest. buff. ever.  Uh, I think it’s the former. Thanks, EA!

    Apparently one thing today’s Warhammer Online patch fixes is the ability to see your character or anything else on the screen.  At first I wasn’t sure if this was a glitch or just the awesomest. buff. ever.  Uh, I think it’s the former. Thanks, EA!

  • The European PS3 ads are way cooler than the US ones. (Check out my favorite.)
That said, I don’t really know what the hell they’re going for here.  My best hope is that it’s calling out the the assumption that the gnome (or mech, etc.) pwning you may be may not be a dude in his mom’s basement, but rather may be a totally hot chick that loves fragging n00bs. i.e. Gaming is an equal opportunity venture.
Of course, what they’ve created also evokes something like “inside all fat dudes there’s a skinny girl screaming to get out” or “be careful who you private message with, it’s probably not a lithe model chick,” or even, “gamer chicks are awesome … when they’re super-hot and emotionless.”  Well, I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt.
via PS3 Fanboy

    The European PS3 ads are way cooler than the US ones.
    (Check out my favorite.)

    That said, I don’t really know what the hell they’re going for here.  My best hope is that it’s calling out the the assumption that the gnome (or mech, etc.) pwning you may be may not be a dude in his mom’s basement, but rather may be a totally hot chick that loves fragging n00bs. i.e. Gaming is an equal opportunity venture.

    Of course, what they’ve created also evokes something like “inside all fat dudes there’s a skinny girl screaming to get out” or “be careful who you private message with, it’s probably not a lithe model chick,” or even, “gamer chicks are awesome … when they’re super-hot and emotionless.”  Well, I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt.

    via PS3 Fanboy

  • I always knew Jon Stewart was a secret Muslin.

    I always knew Jon Stewart was a secret Muslin.