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  • Ask Me Anything

    Oh look, a bandwagon. Guess I should get on that posthaste.

  • Q: Do you like to be tied up?

    from Anonymous


    A:

    This is what I get for asking Certain People Who Shall Remain Nameless to test things for me. You are in timeout. Go stand in the corner!

  • Q: Why don't you ask us anything and I'll give you a response.

    from asthecarshissbymywindow


    A:

    My tumblr; my rules!

  • Q: So that's a yes to the tied up question?

    from asthecarshissbymywindow


    A:

  • Q: Are you a fan of the dutch rudder?

    from Anonymous


    A:

    I’m going to assume that you’re referring to my penchant for Dutch golden age masterpieces like Ludolf Backhuysen’s famous 1665 work The Merchant Shipping Anchorage Off Texel Island with Oude Schild in the Distance.

    While I am personally more drawn to introspective studies like the French Marie-Denise Villers’ 1801 oil painting Young Woman Drawing, I can understand the natural attraction to dramatic images of nautical tempests and sea-faring adventure.

    Next?

  • Q: If a train leaves New York at 2pm EST headed to St. Louis at 85MPH and a bus leaves St. Louis at 1pm CST headed toward New York at 68MPH, what type of alcohol do you prefer?

    from Anonymous


    A:

    Scotch: Three fingers, neat.

  • Q: Exactly how hard is Demon Soul's?

    from mostlydamaged


    A:

    Demon’s Souls is the only game where, after playing for the first few hours, my character was - quite literally - worse off than when I started.

    Thankfully the internet told me I would have to hand in my Real Gamer card if I didn’t push though, because farming that first level for three weeks until I was overpowered enough to just button mash my way through the boss fights was its own reward.

  • Q: How does the rearview mirror on a 2010 Fusion work.

    from Anonymous


    A:

    My first instinct was to provide a comprehensive diagram:

    On second thought, I think the this might be more on your level.

    Notice: All questions able to be googled will be mocked.

  • Q: wow thanks!

    got to your blog by googling my name! (thanks for the credit!)

    from Anonymous


    A:
    1. I have no idea who this is from.
    2. I have no idea what this is regarding.
    3. It is not a question.

    You’re welcome!

  • Q: Do you have any more tattoos?
    -T

    from Anonymous


    A:

    Nope, just the one.

    It took me several years worth of design iterations before I took in my sketch and had James clean it upĀ  and do the work for me. I am, however, currently designing a much larger (and completely awesomesauce) back piece. For me, the process is immensely easier with Adobe Illustrator than pen & paper. Sometime in the next year or two I’ll get it done, I should think.

    Bonus: I have a bunch of ear piercings (3x helix, rook, and snug, plus your basic lobes), but I keep my hair over them because I work for investment banks.

    Thanks for the question!

  • Q: $InappropriateQuestion

    from Anonymous


    A:

    Go play with ChatRoulette; I’m busy here.

  • Ask me Anything

    General Reminder: I’m open for questions!

    Creative and/or original (read: witty, not obscene) questions are likely to net a well considered, possibly even HI-LARIOUS response. Do consider contributing.

    See what’s already been asked.

  • Q: How is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?

    from Anonymous


    A:

    As I’ve mentioned before, all questions able to be googled will be mocked.

    That said, I appreciate your subtle reference to internet memes popular in 2008. The year was a good vintage, bringing us such classics as Ragetoons and Vinyl Sleeveface.

    For other readers who might also be plagued by the same question, you should know that they need to do way instain mother, obviously.

    Many thanks for your thoughtfully composed question, dear reader.