10 Years ago we only had 2 kinds of shirts to choose from

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Hipsters in Space

In our mad rush to categorize and label everyone, I think we might be getting a little carried away with ourselves at this point. Sure, we can all spot a 70’s stached, skinny black jean wearing, pabst blue ribbon drinking hipster a mile away, but even if they can manage to constantly update their facebook, would a hipster really say “That’s so 2.0?” Not so sure. Then again, perhaps that’s just because I have a tendancy to say, “That’s so 3.0…” See mainstreamers, geek culture was cool until YOU got here.

Tags: video, web 7.0, secret hipster, scifi,

Toast: Only 15% as popular as the iPhone 3G

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American Apparel Spoof in Brooklyn

This hit Cobble Hill; where’s the Park Slope love? I get off the subway @ the AA on Flatbush & 7th Ave every day… my eyes are peeled.

Sidenote: I hate the expression “my eyes are peeled.” Gross.

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I’m in an art mood today. This is Ricardo Salamanca; I’m so in love with it.

ART DISCLAIMER: Some pieces have boobies. Very disturbing boobies.

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My Other Avatar is Internet Gold

me: my brother wants advice on how to get internet popular
him: 1. be interesting
him: 2. change profile pic to hot girl with pink hair
him: 3. ....
him: 4. profit
me: hrm.

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Tags: art, photo, webcomic, secret hipster, words to live by,

chadsugg:

“Promise you won’t forget about me, ever.
Not even when I’m a hundred.”

Reblogged 3 years ago from chadsugg

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Tags: find the markov chain, photo, wonderland, words to live by, secret hipster,

soupsoup via sharingtime via madeupmemories:

So I’m scrolling through my RSS feeds and BAM run across this. That dude on the left was one of my friends from high school. Apparently he haz moar famous than I thought? He’s smart, funny, and talented, so I guess I’m not that surprised.

Reblogged 3 years ago from soupsoup

Tags: my friends rock, photo, secret hipster,

Melanie - Brand New Key (1971)

Can Feist remake this now?

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Most Popular Hipster Baby Names

Living in Park Slope, I hear these shouted after adorable (if sometimes evil) little munchkins constantly. The worst offenders? Definitely Olive, Violet, and Sebastian. I do hear a lot of “Maddie,” though, which I assume is short for Madison and is not on the list. Hmmmm.

Annabel      Gus         Levi       Poppy

Asher        Harper      Lila       Ray

Atticus      Hazel       Lionel     Roman

August       Homer       Lola       Romy

Butch        Hopper      Luca       Roscoe

Clementine   Hudson      Lulu       Ruby

Daisy        Hugo        Magnus     Rufus

Dashiell     Ike         Mamie      Sadie

Delilah      India       Matilda    Scarlett

Dexter       Ione        Millie     Sebastian

Dixie        Iris        Milo       Silas

Duke         Isla        Minnie     Stella

Edie         Ivy         Moses      Stellan

Ella         June        Olive      Sullivan

Elvis        Kai         Orson      Talullah

Flora        Kingston    Oscar      Theo

Frances      Lennon      Otis       Violet

Frank        Leonora     Pearl	

Georgia      Leopold     Piper